First off I hope everyone had a beery Xmas and a hoppy brew year. I wish nothing but the best to you and yours.
Now, however, it’s time to make some commitments for improvements in 2020. Here’s what I propose, and I’d like to invite you to join me in backing up the train.
Let’s drink more beer flavored beers! Now before you say, “OK, boomer,” and you move on to the next click bait, let me pull on your coat for a minute here.
This could be an idea that’s so retro it’s actually radical. It’s time to turn back the taste bud clock and enjoy beer that tastes like beer.
Take your “tropical fruit milkshake IPAs” and “dessert pastry stouts” and flush them down the crapper without a journey through your kidneys!
Do I mean drink Coors Light? Fuck no! In fact, if I drank one, I’d be popping a beer cherry.
Yes over the years I’ve sampled Bud, Miller and Coors (although possibly not during your lifetime!) but I’ve simply never had their Light/Lite beers. I accidentally purchased Amstel Light when it first hit the shelves in the 70s. “It’s no